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He checked the list again, cocked his pistol and shot the kid through the back of the head.

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According to Japanese legend, if you can't sleep at night it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

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I'm so glad the crowd thought that my new puppet looked so life-like.

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As a prank, we carried our drunk friend and his mattress out onto the street and covered him with blankets

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My son thought it would be a great practical joke to switch out my wife’s make up bag with an assortment of odds and ends.

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"Please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!"

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I've got two arms for my self defense and they haven't failed me yet.

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A man followed me home from school and pushed his way into my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He checked the list again, cocked his pistol and shot the kid through the back of the head.	62
According to Japanese legend, if you can't sleep at night it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.	62
I'm so glad the crowd thought that my new puppet looked so life-like.	62
As a prank, we carried our drunk friend and his mattress out onto the street and covered him with blankets	62
My son thought it would be a great practical joke to switch out my wife’s make up bag with an assortment of odds and ends.	62
[deleted by user]	62
"Please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!"	62
I've got two arms for my self defense and they haven't failed me yet.	62
A man followed me home from school and pushed his way into my house.	62
[deleted by user]	62